Birth Place: Sunderland

What football team do you support? Sunderland

Joined Nottsborough (year): 1996

Favourite Nottsborough Player / why?: IJ (is a top bloke and Nottsborough stalwart - plus he used to give me a lift to games!)

Favourite Band(s): The Stone Roses, Maximo Park

Favourite TV Programme: QI

Favourite Animal: Cow

Fittest Bird: Kate Beckinsale

Captain’s Log: ………… Swindles has changed. In 2001, the man neither spoke nor could really play football but what the ‘Kenyan Mackem’ could always do was run really fast and for a long time. For some reason, after some time working in New York, he came back with a voice (relative if course) and bags of ability making him currently one of the outstanding full backs in the league