What football team do you support? ……….Spurs

Joined Nottsborough (year): ………2005

Favourite Nottsborough Player / why?: ………Nathan Violet – sets up most of my goals

Favourite Band(s): ………….Basement Jaxx

Favourite TV Programme: ………..Friends

Favourite Animal: …………..Cat

Fittest Bird: ………Osterich – long neck and legs and the ability to run at speeds of up to 65 kmh.

Captain’s Log: …………. Alex has proved himself to be adept at two things since joining the club – scoring goals and getting himself smashed up on booze. Unfortunately, the latter has been known to come first which explains why he is sometimes a bit quiet on a Saturday morning. However, after 90 minutes of sheer hell, you’re gonna get thirsty. Alex will rise to the occasion, take control of the kitty and treat everyone to some of his unique cocktails