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Noony (Centre Back)
Allegedly the godson of Neil Warnock. Has the hairline of Zidane, but that’s where the similarities end. A rock in defence last season and rarely beaten for pace, ‘Noony’ will no doubt be a key player in the 3’s title defence.
A bit of a wally
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Gaz Goldsmith (Left Back)
Left footed assist machine who has a penchant for trains but not for training. Excelled last year down the left handside, except when he wasn’t. Manager McCoy is often shouting down his lughole from all of two yards.
Doesn’t own many clothes. Always skint.
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Steve Beckett (Utility)
3s most capped player last season. Easily wound up on matchdays. Not by the opposition but by McCoy and Rob Moore’s perpetual lateness.
Loves a tight fitting figure hugging lycra undergarment
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Sean Rigby (Centre Back)
Calmness personified. Sean was very much an unsung hero of last year’s campaign, turning out a string of consistent displays at the back. Rarely has a bad game and is a great distributor of the ball.
Could be his most testing season yet - it’s a three line whip on paying subs
Moonlights as chief taster for Frey Bentos.
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Mitch (Full Back)
Strong-minded, yet calmingly articulate – can consider himself unlucky to be a Sheffield United fan.
Always the first to say ‘come on lads let’s go, we better not miss the train home’ at training
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Crofty (Right Wing)
Pacey right-winger who admirably filled in at right-back when needed to last year. Will be looking to improve on goal tally this season after productive first season in ’05-’06. Accomplished musician who has previously recorded a 5-track EP with his band, Merkin. Secretly harbours ambitions to pen a Nottsborough Cup Final song.
Completes the Aston Uni holly trinity with Matt B and Cranny.
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Bernie Rhodes (Centre Midfield)
Eats second balls for lunch. Assured and composed midfielder, at the heart of all things good about what Notts 3s did last season. Unlucky to miss a month with a dislocated shoulder, but second half form suggests he came back an even stronger player. Keen to get on the scoresheet this season.
Loves saying ‘yeah mate’
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Rob Moore (Centre Midfield)
Nottsborough’s bit of rough from the wrong side of the tracks. Instrumental in last season’s success. Scored plenty of goals from central midfield and forever causing the opposition problems with his deceptive pace (he’s slower than he looks). Great vision for a pass, though vision for a good shirt normally found wanting.
He’s pikey but we love him
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Harry Rugg (Midfield / Forward)
Keeps banging in the goals year after year (who wrote this?) whilst stops hardened criminals from being banged up as part of the day job. A quiet man off the pitch, but a different animal once he’s crossed the line. He’s seen more yellow than Lance Armstrong.
Has at least 5 toe injuries per season.
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Luke Kelly (Centre Midfield)
Quality new addition to the 3s squad this season. Determined trainer with fitness on tap – will be a key part of the Notts 3s engine room. Has impressed everybody with his early season form.
One of Nottsborough’s very few local boys.
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Rozzer (Midfield / Attack)
Looks posh, sounds posh, acts posh. Misses the odd Saturday to play tennis (eh?) and Rugby (eh?).
Loves nothing better than praising himself when he scores. Newly married, he will be looking to hit the back of the net even more this season.
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James White (Wing / Forward)
Great first touch and oozes class on the ball - will no doubt be looking to hit double figures this season.
Has upped the fashion stakes since his arrival (apparently). But who said selotaped plimsoles are cool? These young ‘uns.
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Chambo (Forward)
Everyone loves Chambo apart from the oppo. This guy is Mr physical, whether it’s playing Aussie Rules, Footy with the boys or after hours with his mysinglefirend.com dalliances.
Did I say his middle name was Keith? Oops.
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Chris Gray (Wing)
Always turning heads with his convertible BMW and pace down the wing. Wins 1st in class for attendance at training.
Looking to give Chris Kerr a run for the ’Nicest Person at Nottsborough’ 07/08 season title
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